UMSC issued woobies (poncho liners), so they may have crayons in them still, and they have absolutely been cuddled by a marine.

A woobie is a piece of field gear originating in the United States military that can be attached to a standard issue poncho to provide additional warmth, as well as being usable as a blanket, sleeping bag or protective cover. It consists of quilted nylon with a polyester filling. It is attached to the poncho by means of integral lengths of material which are looped through the poncho's eyelets.

Poncho liners were first used by the U.S. military in the Vietnam War. They gained the nickname "woobie" later; that term is conjectured to have derived from the name for a child's security blanket in the 1983 movie Mr. Mom.^[2]

Specs

• Made in the USA
• 100% Nylon Shell
• 100% Polyester batting
• APL features Double-sided zipper allows for use as a sleeping bag or tube of cozyness™
• Comes in the only good digital camo the US has ever made, MARPAT.
• Has an absurd amount of uses. Seriously.
• Keeps heat in even when wet
• Will cause dangerous levels of comfy-ness